NOT ALL REAL COWBOYS WEAR COWBOY HATS
Cowboy hats are great for sheddin rain and snow but as worthless a proverbial tits on a boar hog on a windy day, consequently Wyoming is not a fit environment for Stetsons which mimic a Frisbee or UFO on an average Wyoming day. Many cowboys prefer baseball hats, which unlike Stetsons, are cheap or "give to 'em" and a smatterin of blood, grease, and manure ain't no big deal and a cowboy can screw 'em down till his ears look like satellite dishes and no wind even from Hell's gonna suck it off his head. Also, cowboys can't afford to advertise black angus bulls and stud horses on high dollar Stetson hats.
NOT ALL REAL COWBOYS HAVE ALL THEIR PARTS
This is the reason for terms of endearment or "Handles", as cowboys refer to one another as "Gimpy", "Thumbless", "Lucky", "Peewee", "Numbskull", "Two Toe", "Lumpjaw", "Toothless", and "Baldy", in fact John Wayne may have been the only "whole" cowboy I ever saw. As a general rule if a cowboy hasn't been impacted, compacted, ground, drowned, tormented, twisted, sawed, slammed, beat, broke, hashed, hacked, bent, brutanised or in general dismembered, he ain't a real cowboy.
NOT ALL COWBOYS ARE AMERICAN SEX SYMBOLS
In fact,the highest compliment you can pay many a seasoned, smiling cowboy is..........."Nice Tooth"! Most real cowboys don't have "wrangler-butts". I hate to get into the meat of that issue, but, truth be known, watching many a cowboy from behind is akin to watching two baby pigs fighting in a gunny sack!